Dancing: Roll the Dice for some laughs!

Posted on 04. Jan, 2009 by ScubaSteve in Dancing

After writing my last post, I got to thinking about other funny dances I’ve seen that you might be able to pull off for a few laughs. I’m not sure I would try it, but hey, some chicks might dig it!! So take a peek at this clip from Knocked Up and bust out some DICE ROLLING!!

Those are some classic moves! Just make sure that whoever you’re dancing with knows you are joking. Otherwise, she might think you’re some weirdo who thinks he can dance!

I suppose I should provide you with a few dancing tips if that’s how you’re going to meet your future wifey. Here are 3 tips to remember as you dance through the water with your next angelfish.

First, be assertive. As I have mentioned previously, women like a confident man. They don’t want you to have a “floppy body” and just stand there not really getting into the music. For dancing, my policy is “go big, or go home.” So as you flipper toward your fishy, make sure you place your hands firmly on her hips. And then grind away!! Let her know that you’re an experienced diver with your hips flowing to the motion of the ocean.

Second, let her see who you are. Make sure she is able to see your face right away because her expression will immediately tell you whether she wants to dance with you or that Italian Stallion in the middle of the dance floor.

Third, mix it up. Grindin’ can get monotonous and boring after a song or two without turning her around or doing something other than a side to side motion. I suggest dropping it low, changing the speed of your hip movements (still in sync with the music of course), spinning her around, and reeling her toward you scuba style!

Keep it reasonable and fun and you should be well on your way to scoring her digits.